Just for shits and giggles

Hey, what are you doing here? Writing about all the stuff that appeals to my vanity.
Why? I like to put my neuroses to good use.
Why do you think anyone cares about your vanity? I get a lot of compliments on my hats.
Right. Hey, who’s that? That’s Brook. She designs awesome clothes and bags, and she has plenty of nifty things to say about other people’s clothes and bags too.
So what kinds of things will we find here? Whatever we feel like talking about: clothes we like, clothes we hate, why John Frieda products are a total fucking scam, cursing, why you should never wear that belt with those pants, and anything else that comes to mind.
Was that an Oxford comma? Yup.
Will you buy some Girl Guide Cookies? Of course. I always buy Girl Guide Cookies.