Our ANTM rant – a few golden nuggets

Brook – ok – so my first big point is that I am actaully happy where things are going…this could be a first. The top 4 girls are all good and I dont want to slap…well, maybe shake marjorie a bit…. 

Alison - oh, i totally want to slap sam every time she opens her mouth, so xenophobic and ignorant…but she models beautifully…her calvin klein-esque photo was rad

Brook – oh sam…sweet, silly sam – I thought the hick factor left when ‘gosh-golly’ alaskan Hannah left – but thankfully Sam saves it for me – BLAH! I’M NUDE!!!! wtf ?

Alison  – heehee

Brook – how many seasons has this been… – this is 11! that means if these girls watched the show from the beginning, most of them were watching it since they were 9!! you’re going to get naked in modelling!!! f-ing duh!!!

Alison – yeah, it’s true, they always seem shocked at things that happen EVER CYCLE

Brook - gonna cut your hair, put you in bathing suits, make you RUN places ( girls in dumb shoes take note) and be back at 5 o’clock!!!

Alison  – exactly, and possibly make you kiss a dude which is TONIGHT’S EPISODE!

Brook - the boys episode!!!!

Alison - yeah, i love the boys episode

Brook – do you think boys make marjorie nervous?????

Alison - oh yeah

Brook – and sam will be all over that

Alison  – and mckey has a BOXER for a boyfriend

Brook – yah – shes gonna rough him up

Alison – Awesome. I think marjorie’s going home tonight, unless she makes a HUGE turnaround

Brook – maybe she just needed some man love – cause all the girl love is doing no good…or sam is going home cause she practically rapes the poor guy…place your bets!

Alison – i think sam’s pictures are too strong for her not to be in the final three, and marjorie only has the one pose

Brook – stupid hunchback…oops – did i say that outloud?

Alison – HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME IS NOT A SIGNATURE POSE! sheesh

Brook – bad posture does not equal awesome posing!

Bad Posture DOES NOT EQUAL Posing!!!