Skirts and Giggles


A memo from Brook to fabric; I hate you white velvet by brookalviano

Dear White Velvet;
Why you be hatin’ so hard? Why was I up waaaaaay too late last night trying to cut around your flaws and spots? Why do you have to be so difficult? Do you know how many people would wear you if you weren’t such a massive pain in the arse?

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

 I’m only doing this for Emily’s wedding, cause apparently if a bride wears a dark coloured cape over her dress – people get upset.  You know what? just cause a bride is not wearing white does not mean she is sad about getting married!!!! gaaaaaaaaah

Right, right, back to the task at hand…. giant white velvet cape…you know what saves me? $2 rolly sticky thing from ikea – god bless you.
thank you ikea!!!!

thank you ikea!!!!

It will be a looooooooooooong time before I ever do this again.
So in conclusion white velvet; I don’t like you, and you don’t like me. You better pray that I get a goth wedding next and your cousins black or red velvet redeem you.
-Brook
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