Skirts and Giggles

Dear  Toronto Fashion Week,

I know that’s not your name anymore, but I like to keep old nicknames. Skydome will always be Skydome. You are who you are, and you are frickin’ Toronto Fashion Week.

You moved this year too, I liked your old place, but your new one is pretty nice.

With all your very nice furniture in your new place here’s something you ABSOLUTELY need to get for the next time I visit – VELVET ROPES.

EVERY other event in the world, when you have over 50 people, you have god damn ropes to tell people where to stand in line in an orderly fashion. It’s just the way it is. Have your VIP areas, blah blah blah, but STOP treating everyone else like CATTLE. It’s nasty, and immature. I know you’re young but dammit how are you going to grow up and get respected when you can’t even get the people properly through the door.

I love you so much, but you need to get your shit together.

Thanks

Brook